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Adult jokes:In Mourning英语成人笑话

Adult jokes:In Mourning

In Mourning

A woman had just lost her husband. So she meets a guy who is instantly
interested in her. Well he is a patient guy and decides to be nice to her.

Well one day they go away on a vacation and soon things get heated up, but
she takes everything off except for her black panties. So he asks her "Why
the black panties?" So she says "Well I haven't finished moarning down
there." So he says "ok". Anyway this goes on for two days and on the third
day she notices that he has a black condom on. So she asks him, "What's
with the black condom?" So he replies, "I want to show you just how sorry
I am."

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